Astrology’s Previously Unknown Houses: The House of Jesus and Santa Claus

Admittedly, I don’t know much about astrology.

I know I was born on the cusp of two different signs, which makes my life very complicated.

My birthdate stradles two astrological signs. See, nothing about me is normal. So when I started to investigate astrology I soon realized that it was a very complicated spiritual practice.

Understanding personality traits of each sign wasn’t that big of a deal, but when you start adding in math, well, that’s a deal breaker for me, far to much information to retain. I quickly realized that I didn’t need to understand astrology at all. No, all I really needed to know is which house I was currently being ruled by.

After quiet contemplation I realized that there appear to be two primary houses that govern my life,

the House of Santa Claus and the House of Jesus.

Of course, these two houses are nowhere to be found in traditional astrology, but like I said, nothing about me is normal.

I am a non dramatic person.

I don’t like drama or confusion. I’m not called The Sensible Psychic for nothing.

I handle things with quiet contemplation. I don’t over react or jump to conclusions. If there is a decision to make or a question to be answered I dig in, listen to my guidance, and make every effert to see the larger picture with patience and faith that all will be revealed in the end.

When I consult with clients I find myself in that same mode but even more heightened.

A mode of channeling the wisdom of higher powers, which is often the wisdom of my pal Jesus. I know it’s him because frankly, I’m not that wise. When I’m living and operating in this space, I am indeed in the astrological House of Jesus and it’s quite lovely.

But there’s another house that rules my life…..the House of Santa Claus.

I often find myself in this house when I am happy or even sad.

This house is the house of whimsy, indulgence, hope, and looking forward to something magical that I can feel just around the corner.

When I’m happy and feeling positive I feel like a child anxiously awaiting the surprises to be found on Christmas day.

I know it’s coming, it’s just around the bend. When my mind is in The House of Santa it knows that the joy of giving and receiving is what is needed to function well and peacefully.

But when I’m sad, I am also in The House of Santa because I know that something good is coming if I’m just patient, good, well behaved and diligent in my duties. It is a house of hope, drive and determination that good things WILL indeed come. It is the house of positivity.

Of course both of those houses are influenced by sub forces on occasion.

The House of Jesus’ wisdom can often be influenced by uncertainty or lack of confidence. The House of Santa can be challenged by the forces of depression and fear. But all in all, I seem to be either in wisdom’s house or the house of hopefulness…..and sometimes a little bit of both.

Like I said, I don’t know much about astrology, but I know where my soul stands. It stands in the houses of Jesus and Santa. Not exactly your traditional astrological houses, but when you think about it, that’s pretty good company to keep.

What houses rule your world?